Les Scott, younger brother to ex-comedian Terry Scott and now a member of Manshitty, yesterday blasted his old manager for saying nasty things about him. “I didn’t play as well as I could have against them(Gooners) but it wasn’t my fault. I gave 100% but they (Gooners) played so much better than we did. Besides,... More

Little chef, Edward Elizabeth Hitler, who is just 4′ 3″ and is the smallest chef in Britain, has won a top food industry award it was revealed last night. Hitler, 44, took up the challenge of providing second rate nosh for top rate prices last year. He won the award with cow cheeks and cow pie. Desperate Dan said “It’s... More

The National Health Socialists have today announced that all old people can donate any spare body parts they no longer require. Dr Joe Mangler, the former Australian actor, who became the head of the NHS in 2008 said “Because old people are nearly dead anyway, it makes sense to harvest from them any body parts we need. We are... More

Manchester based rock band No-Way-Sis have announced they are to split after the two brothers admitted they no longer spoke to each other. Sources close to the brothers have said they have been passing messages to each other via their mate Bob for the last 3 years. Things came to a head last night when Bob collapsed from nervous... More

A man from Coventry was left stunned and confused yesterday after finding a small piece of cheese in his refrigerator. The cheese, thought to be Gorgonzola, made a quick escape after taking a video recorder and a colour portable TV. A spokesperson for Coventry Police has stated this a one off incident and is unlikely to happen again.  Read More →