The National Health Socialists have today announced that all old people can donate any spare body parts they no longer require. Dr Joe Mangler, the former Australian actor, who became the head of the NHS in 2008 said “Because old people are nearly dead anyway, it makes sense to harvest from them any body parts we need. We are expecting the first wave to be voluntary, but if it is successful we may make it compulsory for everyone over the age of 65. If they want medical care, they need to give. A kidney, for example, would keep them in a nursing home for 6 months.” A spokesperson for Help the Aged said “It’s too early to tell if this will be a threat to elderly people.”  Read More →

The National Health Socialists have today announced that all old people can donate any spare body parts they no longer require. Dr Joe Mangler, the former Australian actor, who became the head of the NHS in 2008 said “Because old people are nearly dead anyway, it makes sense to harvest from them any body parts we need. We are expecting the first wave to be voluntary, but if it is successful we may make it compulsory for everyone over the age of 65. If they want medical care, they need to give. A kidney, for example, would keep them in a nursing home for 6 months.” A spokesperson for Help the Aged said “It’s too early to tell if this will be a threat to elderly people.”  Read More →

The National Health Socialists have today announced that all old people can donate any spare body parts they no longer require. Dr Joe Mangler, the former Australian actor, who became the head of the NHS in 2008 said “Because old people are nearly dead anyway, it makes sense to harvest from them any body parts we need. We are expecting the first wave to be voluntary, but if it is successful we may make it compulsory for everyone over the age of 65. If they want medical care, they need to give. A kidney, for example, would keep them in a nursing home for 6 months.” A spokesperson for Help the Aged said “It’s too early to tell if this will be a threat to elderly people.”  Read More →

The National Health Socialists have today announced that all old people can donate any spare body parts they no longer require. Dr Joe Mangler, the former Australian actor, who became the head of the NHS in 2008 said “Because old people are nearly dead anyway, it makes sense to harvest from them any body parts we need. We are expecting the first wave to be voluntary, but if it is successful we may make it compulsory for everyone over the age of 65. If they want medical care, they need to give. A kidney, for example, would keep them in a nursing home for 6 months.” A spokesperson for Help the Aged said “It’s too early to tell if this will be a threat to elderly people.”  Read More →

The National Health Socialists have today announced that all old people can donate any spare body parts they no longer require. Dr Joe Mangler, the former Australian actor, who became the head of the NHS in 2008 said “Because old people are nearly dead anyway, it makes sense to harvest from them any body parts we need. We are expecting the first wave to be voluntary, but if it is successful we may make it compulsory for everyone over the age of 65. If they want medical care, they need to give. A kidney, for example, would keep them in a nursing home for 6 months.” A spokesperson for Help the Aged said “It’s too early to tell if this will be a threat to elderly people.”  Read More →