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August 29th, 2009 |

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Les Scott, younger brother to ex-comedian Terry Scott and now a member of Manshitty, yesterday blasted his old manager for saying nasty things about him. “I didn’t play as well as I could have against them(Gooners) but it wasn’t my fault. I gave 100% but they (Gooners) played so much better than we did. Besides, Shitty have offered me double my wage that Neverton could offer me and they want to win things.”

Shitty boss Hugh Mark said “We are glad we have landed Les. He is one of the best defenders in the Universe and all our plans rested on him, even though he wasn’t our player.”

Les Scott will be available for corporate entertainment from next week. Book early to avoid disappointment.

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Footballer Angry

Les Scott, younger brother to ex-comedian Terry Scott and now a member of Manshitty, yesterday blasted his old manager for saying nasty things about him. “I didn’t play as well as I could have against them(Gooners) but it wasn’t my fault. I gave 100% but they (Gooners) played so much better than we did. Besides, Shitty have offered me double my wage that Neverton could offer me and they want to win things.” Shitty boss Hugh Mark said “We are glad we have landed Les. He is one of the best defenders in the Universe and all our plans rested on him, even though he wasn’t our player.” Les Scott will be available for corporate entertainment from next week. Book early to avoid disappointment. Read More →

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Les Scott, younger brother to ex-comedian Terry Scott and now a member of Manshitty, yesterday blasted his old manager for saying nasty things about him. “I didn’t play as well as I could have against them(Gooners) but it wasn’t my fault. I gave 100% but they (Gooners) played so much better than we did. Besides, Shitty have offered me double my wage that Neverton could offer me and they want to win things.” Shitty boss Hugh Mark said “We are glad we have landed Les. He is one of the best defenders in the Universe and all our plans rested on him, even though he wasn’t our player.” Les Scott will be available for corporate entertainment from next week. Book early to avoid disappointment. Read More →

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Footballer Angry

Man discovers cheese in fridge.

Manager scared

Michael Jackson Still Dead

Brothers to Quit

US Needs to rethink Afghan Strategy

Footballer Angry

Little Chef Wins Award

Old fogies can donate says NHS

Manager scared